He’s as great as *any* WR to play the game. So, Mark & I thought it only proper to wish him a “Happy Birthday!”

…admit it, you’ve taken a gander too.

Guns N’ Roses are in Phoenix! Many people have no idea how different the *original* version was. Thankfully, we have a copy!

So…since he announced his candidacy, we’ve been having some fun on the show with Donald Trump songs. It’s only fair that we take shots at the other side as well. And so…by request/demand, the first of what promises to be a few “Hillary Songs.” (All apologies to The Beatles)

Hope you enjoy!

A little ditty, written by the other half of the show, Mark. For those who *don’t* live in Phoenix, it’s one of America’s most beautiful cities, surrounded by mountains. The kind people paint. The kind you see in majestic photographs. The kind you shouldn’t attempt to hike when the temperature exceeds 100 degrees. Which, in Phoenix, is usually three months of the year. Inevitably, some dipstick thinks they’re going to be fine, and gets helicoptered off a mountain every day. And so…Mark created this ode to the stupid…

So…when you agree to have Ted Nugent on your radio show, there are certain things you have to expect:

1. He *will* bash the President
2. He’s going to swear
3. You’re barely going to be allowed to speak
4. He will love himself more than any man, woman, or animal life in the known history of mankind has ever loved itself
5. It will be fun to listen to

Ted…is as entertaining as they get. He’s a wordsmith, and a storyteller, and highly entertaining. He’s probably the most polarizing guest I’ve ever had. Half the audience worships him. The other…listens to loathe.

I promised Ted (& his wonderful wife, Shemane), that I’d present him honestly. I love the fact that he speaks his mind…even if I may not agree with him on everything. Long story-short…he’s good radio.

And so, I present to you, the unedited hour that I spent with Ted Nugent. Hope you enjoy!