KSLX : Phoenix – Hiking By Myself

A little ditty, written by the other half of the show, Mark. For those who *don’t* live in Phoenix, it’s one of America’s most beautiful cities, surrounded by mountains. The kind people paint. The kind you see in majestic photographs. The kind you shouldn’t attempt to hike when the temperature exceeds 100 degrees. Which, in Phoenix, is usually three months of the year. Inevitably, some dipstick thinks they’re going to be fine, and gets helicoptered off a mountain every day. And so…Mark created this ode to the stupid…