Every morning on the show, we play a game called the “30 Second Song Challenge.” We give people 30 seconds to name 7 songs for cash.

So…when Alice Cooper called the program, and tried to clown us for the bit, we turned the tables on him. We threw down the gauntlet, and made him take it.

…it did *not* go well for him.

Yeah… Someone screwed up. And we’ll all have to potentially deal with it. Well…half of us anyway. Here’s hoping you’re not one of the *one hundred & forty three million people who’ve been affected by this stupidity

With sincerest apologies to The Beatles…We probably won’t live to see the next eclipse. In fact, if there is a God, we’re sure he’ll make sure of it.

Mother always told you. But you…wouldn’t listen!

We *thought* we were going to have a huge, longtime hit on our hands. 24 hours after it premiered…he was gone.

The Mooch…was clearly a Chooch.

We’ll always have the music, kid. Good Luck Tony! You were fun…for a while