Commuting is a pain. You are dealing with traffic, and people on their phones, and other annoyances. More & more, people are spending extended periods of time in their cars. Sometimes, it can be a frustrating experience. You don’t need that kind of aggravation. And so. in an attempt to help you manage commuting more efficiently, here’s my “new age natural stress relief”

From my first parody CD: “No Talent Ass Clown”

I found out a few years ago, that some people are freaked out by clowns. I had no idea. Seriously! Adults…frightened by clowns. Coincidentally, one of the big songs we were playing at the time was Tommy Lee’s “Hold Me Down.”  I played it for him. He loved it! In fact, he referenced it, during a moment of frustration with his record company, that was broadcast on MTV. They were doing one of their documentaries on an artist, an Tommy’s solo career was the focus. So…Tommy gave my joke-song, more press than his single got. Win!

I was with 98 Rock in Sacramento, when 9/11 happened. As you could imagine, it was the worst time of my career. The country was crushed, and angry. I wasn’t quite sure how to make light of the new reality that we were entering. You know the old formula; Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Well, I wanted to find an angle that was universally recognized as being open to scrutiny. Lo & behold! The Catholic Church scandal set the table nicely for this bit. And so, effectively immediately (when you click the ‘start’ button), I give you…

From my first CD “No Talent Ass Clown”

As mentioned in another posting, Rio Linda is this really “whisky tango” area of Northern California.  A little town just outside of Sacramento. Feel free to substitute whatever town in your area that fits the description. And you thought I were uncultured.

From my first parody CD: “No Talent Ass Clown”

Part of “the Creed Trilogy.” Which was a little series of tunes I put together just to make fun of Creed. No real reason at the time. The world didn’t hate them…yet. And now, a tender little ditty, about the intimate moments men share at the urinal. Bromance if you will.