Category Neanderpaul Sings! – Parody & Satire

Stand Here To Pee

Category: Neanderpaul Sings! - Parody & Satire

From my first parody CD: “No Talent Ass Clown”

Part of “the Creed Trilogy.” Which was a little series of tunes I put together just to make fun of Creed. No real reason at the time. The world didn’t hate them…yet. And now, a tender little ditty, about the intimate moments men share at the urinal. Bromance if you will.

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A Letter to Saint Dick

Category: Neanderpaul Sings! - Parody & Satire

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Yep. I decided to include some Holiday Cheer. You’ve seen this e-mail spammed around every Holiday season. I decided to give it a voice. This is the first of several that can be found on my first CD: “No Talent Ass Clown” I have always wanted to do newer versions. There’s always a new call for updated material. As long as there’s a Christmas, I imagine there will be. 🙂

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CDs on Tape

Category: Neanderpaul Sings! - Parody & Satire

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From: “No Talent Ass Clown”

It’s a story as old as time itself…You’re at a party. And…There’s always some guy who butchers your favorite song lyrics. I know, as a radio clown, it drive me nuts. If you’re as big a fan of the band as you say you are, learn the lyrics. Here’s a gift suggestion for “that guy”

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Animal Talk Collar

Category: Neanderpaul Sings! - Parody & Satire

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You know anyone that talks to their dog and swears their dog understands them? What if their dog could talk back? Careful what you wish for. This piece was written and produced by my friend Chadd Pierce. I was mentoring him at the time, and this is what he comes up with….it’s on my first CD: “No Talent Ass Clown” I still use this bit as a holiday gift suggestion. It still makes me laugh.

Enjoy.

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