Category Neanderpaul Sings! – Parody & Satire

This is (along with “Stand Here To Pee” & “Only Scott Knows Why”) part of my famed “Creed Trilogy.” Remember when they were near the end the first time, and canceling shows?  They blew off Sacramento twice due to “illness.” Except Stapp was well enough to play a corporate gig in SF the night after the cancellation. Fans had had enough, and I was the conduit through which they spoke.

I did a series of these years ago while at KRXQ in Sacramento. We released them all as part of the “No Talent Ass Clown” album. Which benefited the National Center For Missing & Exploited Children, in Roseville, CA. I felt really good about being able to do something nice for kids. And, the center were really appreciative of the money we raised. So…I use that as justification for making fun of Santa Claus.

A good gift idea that’s truly one-of-a-kind. They’re not just for kids anymore. Plus, they’re good for the environment, don’t contribute to global warming, and won’t cause pregnancy. Ok…I can’t exactly guarantee impotence. Wait! That doesn’t read right. Let’s face it…you love ’em. I love ’em. Everyone loves…a hickey!

This cow milked yet? Let’s take another dip into the Santa mailbag from the CD, “No Talent Ass Clown.” I have seen these letters on the internet for years. Thought we could have some fun with them on the air. People laughed. So, we did an entire series. I’d like to do updated versions of these sometime. I’m sure we could write some funny stuff.

Greatest Xmas Gift….Ever. I did this originally way back in 1995, when I was at WAAF in Boston. I took it with me to Memphis, New Orleans, Columbus, and then, when I got to Sacramento, we decided to put it on an album. I have been *told* that Phil has heard this. Apparently his brother was a listener in New Orleans. When I was down there, one of the locals told me he was aware of the bit. I asked about Phil, and I guess he knew…but I never heard anything back from him. So…here’s hoping, after 20 years, he’s got a sense of humor.