It’s Pronounced “Klit-Riss”

I don’t care how much I need to “express my individuality…I’d personally NEVER drive a spike thru my junk. Yeah. People do that. More than you think. And, not always the one’s you’d imagine. So…go ahead listen. You know you want to. We gave this girl like 5 names, so nobody who knew her, would know she was there. My personal favorite; “Sherri”….which happened to be my General Manager’s name. Fun Fact: Sherri, the General Manager, reportedly once dated Elvis. I did the math. She would’ve been *well* under-age when that happened. Welcome to Memphis. 🙂