Missing Chair

My old morning show from Sacramento were the epitome of “prima donnas.” Not unlike many morning shows, they spent a good amount of time ripping on the station that wrote their checks. On this occasion, they spent almost an entire show, lamenting the fact that the chairs in the studio, were garbage. Valid point. However, they had a listener, who worked at an office supply store, hook them up with new chairs. They made a huge point of announcing that the chairs belonged *only* to the morning show, and went so far as to lock them to the CD rack in the back of the studio. So that nobody else could use them. Well…The night guy and I lifted said rack, unhooked the chairs, and stole them. Hid them in a locked closet. They went nuts. The whole next morning was devoted to what a-holes we were. This was my apology.