Cardinal Security

I was with 98 Rock in Sacramento, when 9/11 happened. As you could imagine, it was the worst time of my career. The country was crushed, and angry. I wasn’t quite sure how to make light of the new reality that we were entering. You know the old formula; Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Well, I wanted to find an angle that was universally recognized as being open to scrutiny. Lo & behold! The Catholic Church scandal set the table nicely for this bit. And so, effectively immediately (when you click the ‘start’ button), I give you…