{"id":249,"date":"2009-09-29T22:08:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T05:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=249"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:43:55","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:43:55","slug":"ballbuster-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2009\/09\/29\/ballbuster-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Ballbuster Video"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There used to be a shady video place in every town. You know the one. Flickering light out front. Curtain in back where the &#8220;good films&#8221; lived. 18 copies of Good Burger. A trip to the video store could take hours back then. Because you searched every aisle, and considered every movie. Hmmmmm&#8230;Have we seen &#8220;Head Cleaner?&#8221; Damn you internet! You&#8217;ve made this bit obsolete!<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-249-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/17%20Ballbuster%20Video.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/17%20Ballbuster%20Video.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/17%20Ballbuster%20Video.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There used to be a shady video place in every town. You know the one. Flickering light out front. Curtain in back where the &#8220;good films&#8221; lived. 18 copies of Good Burger. A trip to the video store could take hours back then. Because you searched every aisle, and considered every movie. Hmmmmm&#8230;Have we seen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3936,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/3936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}