{"id":237,"date":"2009-09-29T22:00:31","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T05:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=237"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:44:50","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:44:50","slug":"geriatric-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2009\/09\/29\/geriatric-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Geriatric Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I always remembered the big production, big budget horror films when I was a kid. Long before everything was clown faces &amp; slasher films, the scary movie was dominated by monsters, and feelings of intense dread. Life was hanging in the balance at all time. And, unless the hero did something&#8230;heroic, we were DOOMED! They *always* made it seem like the world was coming to an end. For some, it is. Old people = funny. Also from &#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221;<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-237-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/12%20Geriatric%20Park%20III.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/12%20Geriatric%20Park%20III.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/12%20Geriatric%20Park%20III.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I always remembered the big production, big budget horror films when I was a kid. Long before everything was clown faces &amp; slasher films, the scary movie was dominated by monsters, and feelings of intense dread. Life was hanging in the balance at all time. And, unless the hero did something&#8230;heroic, we were DOOMED! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3939,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions\/3939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}