{"id":233,"date":"2009-09-29T21:57:22","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T04:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=233"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:45:03","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:45:03","slug":"shaving-mullets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2009\/09\/29\/shaving-mullets\/","title":{"rendered":"Shaving Mullets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From: &#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My tribute to the endearing haircut that keeps on giving. We *all* had one at some time in our life. I&#8217;ve always contended it should&#8217;ve been called the &#8220;Mom-ette.&#8221; Because, your mom wouldn&#8217;t let you grow your hair long. So, you&#8217;d try to grow the back as long as possible, while keeping the rest neat. Right? Megadeth happened to write a cool tune, that made it very easy for me to appropriate it for my needs. A timeless classic, that endures today.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-233-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/11%20Shaving%20Mullets.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/11%20Shaving%20Mullets.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/11%20Shaving%20Mullets.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: &#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221; My tribute to the endearing haircut that keeps on giving. We *all* had one at some time in our life. I&#8217;ve always contended it should&#8217;ve been called the &#8220;Mom-ette.&#8221; Because, your mom wouldn&#8217;t let you grow your hair long. So, you&#8217;d try to grow the back as long as possible, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3940,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/3940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}