{"id":206,"date":"2009-09-29T21:24:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T04:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=206"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:46:41","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:46:41","slug":"cardinal-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2009\/09\/29\/cardinal-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Cardinal Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was with 98 Rock in Sacramento, when 9\/11 happened. As you could imagine, it was the worst time of my career. The country was crushed, and angry. I wasn&#8217;t quite sure how to make light of the new reality that we were entering. You know the old formula; Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Well, I wanted to find an angle that was universally recognized as being open to scrutiny. Lo &amp; behold! The Catholic Church scandal set the table nicely for this bit. And so, effectively immediately (when you click the &#8216;start&#8217; button), I give you&#8230;<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-206-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/03%20Cardinal%20Security.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/03%20Cardinal%20Security.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/03%20Cardinal%20Security.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was with 98 Rock in Sacramento, when 9\/11 happened. As you could imagine, it was the worst time of my career. The country was crushed, and angry. I wasn&#8217;t quite sure how to make light of the new reality that we were entering. You know the old formula; Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Well, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3946,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/3946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}