{"id":166,"date":"2009-09-29T20:34:16","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T03:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=166"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:47:18","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:47:18","slug":"stand-here-to-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2009\/09\/29\/stand-here-to-pee\/","title":{"rendered":"Stand Here To Pee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my first parody CD: <strong>&#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Part of &#8220;the Creed Trilogy.&#8221; Which was a little series of tunes I put together just to make fun of Creed. No real reason at the time. The world didn&#8217;t hate them&#8230;yet. And now, a tender little ditty, about the intimate moments men share at the urinal. Bromance if you will.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-166-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/01%20Stand%20Here%20to%20Pee.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/01%20Stand%20Here%20to%20Pee.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/01%20Stand%20Here%20to%20Pee.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my first parody CD: &#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221; Part of &#8220;the Creed Trilogy.&#8221; Which was a little series of tunes I put together just to make fun of Creed. No real reason at the time. The world didn&#8217;t hate them&#8230;yet. And now, a tender little ditty, about the intimate moments men share at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3948,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/3948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}