{"id":1597,"date":"2010-02-01T10:51:58","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T17:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:05:15","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:05:15","slug":"math-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2010\/02\/01\/math-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Math Sucks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy Buffet sucks! I will never understand the attraction. The guy actually released this song, and expected people to like it. Are you serious? And by the way\u2026Parrotheads\u2026do the world a favor. Either secure your f*cking Styrofoam shark-fins better on your Volvo. Or, clean the f*ck up after yourselves. There\u2019s nothing more annoying than Jimmy Buffet fans. Except sloppy, inconsiderate Jimmy Buffet fans! You can always tell when Buffet\u2019s in town by the amount of styro-refuse all over the highways.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1597-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/neworleans\/Math%20Sucks.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/neworleans\/Math%20Sucks.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/neworleans\/Math%20Sucks.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy Buffet sucks! I will never understand the attraction. The guy actually released this song, and expected people to like it. Are you serious? And by the way\u2026Parrotheads\u2026do the world a favor. Either secure your f*cking Styrofoam shark-fins better on your Volvo. Or, clean the f*ck up after yourselves. There\u2019s nothing more annoying than Jimmy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3850,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions\/3850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}