{"id":1591,"date":"2010-02-01T10:57:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T17:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=1591"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:03:35","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:03:35","slug":"we-have-two-assholes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2010\/02\/01\/we-have-two-assholes\/","title":{"rendered":"We Have Two *ssholes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the all-time classic moments of my career! We could NEVER get away with this now. At the time &#8220;assh*le&#8221; was still OK to say openly. (I think?) My boss at the time Ted (his real name) pulled me in to his office to talk to me about making fun of the music we played, and then proceeded to discuss a health issue. He had an \u201canal fissure,\u201d and felt the need to explain to me the entire situation. So, I felt the need to tell all of New Orleans about it. This is another in my continuing \u201cfor your health\u201d series&#8230;for the kids.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1591-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/neworleans\/We%20Have%20Two%20Assholes.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/neworleans\/We%20Have%20Two%20Assholes.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/neworleans\/We%20Have%20Two%20Assholes.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the all-time classic moments of my career! We could NEVER get away with this now. At the time &#8220;assh*le&#8221; was still OK to say openly. (I think?) My boss at the time Ted (his real name) pulled me in to his office to talk to me about making fun of the music we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1591"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3845,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions\/3845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}