{"id":1476,"date":"2010-01-16T04:58:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T11:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:13:24","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:13:24","slug":"cops-get-zero-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2010\/01\/16\/cops-get-zero-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"Cops Get Zero Tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why would a cop call me after getting pulled over? What I edited out of this&#8230;was the fact that the officer who got pulled over, asked the officer who pulled him over, to pick a square in a dead pool I was doing on the air at the time called &#8220;The James Earl Ray Of Hope.&#8221; Which basically was; James Earl Ray, had contracted cirrhosis of the liver, and I was asking people to pick a square on a grid&#8230;blah blah blah. If he dies&#8230;you win a prize. Yep&#8230;&#8221;The James Earl Ray Of Hope&#8221;&#8230;in Memphis. What class?<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1476-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/memphis\/Cops%20Get%20Zero%20Tickets.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/memphis\/Cops%20Get%20Zero%20Tickets.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/memphis\/Cops%20Get%20Zero%20Tickets.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why would a cop call me after getting pulled over? What I edited out of this&#8230;was the fact that the officer who got pulled over, asked the officer who pulled him over, to pick a square in a dead pool I was doing on the air at the time called &#8220;The James Earl Ray Of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3855,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/3855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}