{"id":1471,"date":"2010-01-16T04:48:52","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T11:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=1471"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:14:19","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:14:19","slug":"its-pronounced-klit-riss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2010\/01\/16\/its-pronounced-klit-riss\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Pronounced &#8220;Klit-Riss&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care how much I need to &#8220;express my individuality&#8230;I\u2019d personally NEVER drive a spike thru my junk. Yeah. People do that. More than you think. And, not always the one&#8217;s you&#8217;d imagine. So\u2026go ahead listen. You know you want to. We gave this girl like 5 names, so nobody who knew her, would know she was there. My personal favorite; &#8220;Sherri&#8221;&#8230;.which happened to be my General Manager&#8217;s name. Fun Fact: Sherri, the General Manager, reportedly once dated Elvis. I did the math. She would&#8217;ve been *well* under-age when that happened. Welcome to Memphis. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1471-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/memphis\/It%27s%20Pronounced%20KLITris.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/memphis\/It%27s%20Pronounced%20KLITris.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/memphis\/It%27s%20Pronounced%20KLITris.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><input id=\"jsProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care how much I need to &#8220;express my individuality&#8230;I\u2019d personally NEVER drive a spike thru my junk. Yeah. People do that. More than you think. And, not always the one&#8217;s you&#8217;d imagine. So\u2026go ahead listen. You know you want to. We gave this girl like 5 names, so nobody who knew her, would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1471"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3856,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions\/3856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}