{"id":136,"date":"2009-07-21T13:38:15","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T20:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/?p=136"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:47:54","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T02:47:54","slug":"a-letter-to-saint-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/2009\/07\/21\/a-letter-to-saint-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Letter to Saint Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-143\" title=\"notalent\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/notalent3.jpg\" alt=\"notalent\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/notalent3.jpg 250w, http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/notalent3-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yep. I decided to include some Holiday Cheer. You&#8217;ve seen this e-mail spammed around every Holiday season. I decided to give it a voice. This is the first of several that can be found on my first CD:<strong> &#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221;<\/strong> I have always wanted to do newer versions. There&#8217;s always a new call for updated material. As long as there&#8217;s a Christmas, I imagine there will be. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-136-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/05%20A%20Letter%20to%20Saint%20Dick.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/05%20A%20Letter%20to%20Saint%20Dick.mp3\">http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/mp3\/notalentassclown\/05%20A%20Letter%20to%20Saint%20Dick.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep. I decided to include some Holiday Cheer. You&#8217;ve seen this e-mail spammed around every Holiday season. I decided to give it a voice. This is the first of several that can be found on my first CD: &#8220;No Talent Ass Clown&#8221; I have always wanted to do newer versions. There&#8217;s always a new call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3949,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/3949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neanderpaul.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}